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03/03/2010
As I said in my blog on the main page, I read a particular book with clenched teeth for the most part. But two-thirds of the way in, I guess I became accustomed to the writing and, instead of being bothered by it, I rather enjoyed it. One gem of a sentence made me laugh so hard for so long, I posted it on my facebook page:

Slowly and deliberately, as if she were displaying pre-Columbian artifacts to a group of archeologists, Merit took each item out of the box and set it on the pine coffee table that along with the plaid furniture had been sold as a set.

When you read something like this and are compelled to tell others about it, there's this awful sensation that tickles your stomach. What if I have sentences like this in my manuscripts? What if I just had to let my readers know, for some bizarre, creepy reason that the plaid furniture and coffee table was sold as a set, by god! It's just so important!

Makes you want to scour your writing.

On the one hand, you think, if I'm writing stuff like that I don't deserve to be taken seriously and published. On the other hand, you just read it in a published book!

Does it make you want to do better, or crawl in a hole and scream? I can't answer that question for myself right now. Right now I'm in a funk.

I need to send my Fenn book out to yet another publisher and I'm digging through Writer's Market and searching publisher websites trying to find these hundreds of publishers my hero/writer/god tells me exist to which to submit my precious babies. I'm getting, maybe, eight more possibilities.

I look so forward to going to Oregon and meeting Dean and his wife, Kristine to learn more about all this stuff.

01/02/2010
Finished the YA zombie book and it's away! The Fenn book is still making the rounds as well. This year, early, I will finish the middle-grade zombie book (I think the zombie phase is over now) and then move on to Elyse's story and the 'story runner' novel. I haven't abandoned the 'friends' book, nor the 'wife' novel, but they are on the backburner.

However, I resumed my Zumba career. When I was invited to teach Thriller on Halloween last year, I was so excited that I realized I should return to teaching Zumba. The reality is that I am an afternoon writer. I do my best work then, and only occasionally write in the morning. I initially left Zumba thinking I would write every morning, as well as in the afternoons. But I spent my mornings on Facebook and playing games instead, and gained about ten pounds. So, I will just manage my time well, give up the nonsense, and work hard at both my careers.

For Zumba, I have to take the AFAA certification test to teach group fitness at the gym. So, I haven't had much time for reading fiction because I have to study for that. But I've started back with Tuck, the third book in the King Raven Trilogy. I've really enjoyed this story and will be sad to have it end. But the stack of books on my dresser just keeps growing, so there's a lot more to be read.

10/20/09

I spent the last weekend at Disney World. Had a great time. The week before I bought some shoes, just for the occasion. I wore them around the house for a couple of days, because, well, everyone knows you don't wear new shoes to Disney World, right? My husband told me that wasn't good enough. He said I needed to go for a really, really long walk in them. I poo-pooed that. They're really, really comfortable, I told him. They feel great!

On the first day we went to Epcot for the International Food & Wine Festival. We weren't parked very far from the entrance, so we ignored the tram and walked. Once inside, by the big white ball, I knew I was in trouble. My new shoes were rubbing against my pinky toes. Great! Just great!

By the end of our day, late afternoon, I knew I needed some bandages for my toes. I didn't want to pay four bucks a pop at Epcot's first aid station, so we stopped off at a convenience store before heading over to a putt-putt golf place. I struggled, even with the bandages. But I did my best not to complain. And my husband did his best not to say I told you so too many times.

The next day, I double-bandaged my left pinky toe and singled the right. But they still hurt badly. We went to the Magic Kingdom and I opted for riding every chance we got. By late afternoon, I could barely walk. We stopped at a shop in Adventureland and I bought a $22 pair of flip-flops! Oh, the ecstasy! My toes were thrilled with the expensive shoes. And we left the park about an hour and a half later. But that was a pain-free hour and a half and I was grateful.

Feet, I have learned, are very important. We should take great care of them. They could rule the world.

07/10/09

I'm off to my high school reunion tomorrow. I've no real idea why. My husband said it would be good research. I spent a week shopping for something to wear. I hate shopping. I lost at least a week of writing. But no doubt I'll come back strong on Monday and write myself silly.

I'm not at all sociable. I don't really enjoy the company of other humans, except for my husband (most of the time) and my children. For the most part, you're all curious and annoying. And high school was not at all the best time of my life--far from it. High school was awkward and heart rending and embarrassing and shameful. Why do I want to go back and see those faces again?

You know the honest truth? I think I go back to show them that I'm here and that I survived and that if they remember me at all the way I remember myself, I came through it. And I won't hide from it. I came out the better for it, in many ways. But I'm finding that a lot of my former classmates do not remember me as I do. They seem to think I was "sweet" and "cheerful." Well, there's good in that, I guess.

06/12/09

The stack of books on my dresser just keeps growing. I keep purchasing new books to read, instead of finishing off the stack first. I apologize to all the authors there. Luckily, they're blissfully ignorant. Twilight shouldn't take me much time to finish. It's no Nicholas Nickleby. But some days I can't read (there's television to watch on certain nights, you know). I'm enjoying the book so far, despite the frustration of the writing technique (which isn't all that bad). But a friend of mine has said, and it's been corroborated in a recent article, that the relationship between the two main characters is not healthy. This isn't enough to make me hate the book, but it might disgust me enough to keep me from reading any other books in the series. Like I have time to do that anyway.

And of course, I completely forgot about Hood. It's sitting here in a pile of things on my desk, instead of in my dresser stack. I only remembered it because I glanced below at my last entry. Sometimes it feels as if my time should be spent reading instead of writing, but that's ridiculous of course.

I'm at a struggling point in both the novels I'm working on now. There's nothing for it but to persevere, muddle through, plod on, until I reach that better point during which I'm excited about writing. Too bad that point doesn't last the whole way through.

In real life, I have a dance recital tomorrow. I do the tap and jazz thing, you know. Adult classes. We recently had some recital practice classes scheduled in which our class shared time on the floor with another class for an hour. So, the adult tap class shared the hour with the tap iv class. It was a bit embarrassing. We'd get up, we old ladies would get up, I should say, and do our little tap routine. And then the young women of tap iv would get up and show us what real tap dancing looked like. And then, we'd have to get up and do our little routine again. Back and forth like that. It was like a dance off, except there was no contest. The young women were very gracious.

And then it happened again with jazz. We were put up against the advanced jazz class. I just knew it was going to happen before I left home. I told my husband there would probably be dazzling leaps and splits and rolling around on the floor. I wasn't disappointed. But, though the old lady jazz class routine is not technically complicated or exciting, it's very sexy and I like it quite a lot. I look forward to my husband and youngest son seeing me perform tomorrow. (I only hope the leg jelly that occurred during dress rehearsal doesn't show up again.)

04/28/09

I read Poppy yesterday, by Avi. I see that Poppy is book two and Ragweed is book one. That's just awful. (You just have to read the first six pages to understand why.)

I can't decide if I want to start reading Hood during the day now and save Nicholas Nickleby for night, because I might end up spending more time with Hood and end up putting Nickleby aside. I've already set two books aside that I have to get back to.

04/28/09

No, no. They definitely received it...and summarily dismissed it. At least they reply. The next place on the list does not. So I will definitely have to wait four months before sending it out again. I'll check into some simultaneous submissions rules. I've always been leery of simultaneous submission.

Meanwhile, I bought a few fantasy books, those few I could find that I thought I'd like. How can I like writing something that I don't care to read? Something's just not right.

04/26/09

Well, the post office can't seem to decide what happened to my Fenn book proposal that I sent off to a publisher. I may have to send it out again.

I started my three new projects and found myself uninterested. One was a typical mainstream drama; another, a kids book with some zombie mayhem, and a third, young adult with zombies and vampires. I was just not feeling any of them. So, I started another fantasy adventure. I guess I will have to start reading  fantasy adventure. I'm clearly drawn to writing it. But starting on this has reignited my interest at least in one of my other projects. So, I certainly don't lack ideas.

03/31/09

The Fenn book is out looking for a home. I actually have three projects underway now.

03/16/09
Currently I am working on the summary for my 'Fenn of the Wasteland' book. Thank you to my niece, and the other homeschoolers who read my early drafts. You were very helpful with your comments. As soon as the summary is complete, I will send it out for sale.

I have two other projects beginning. One is an adult novel about two people trying to save themselves, and each other. And the other is another middle grade fantasy adventure.
 

  What I'm reading now:
How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A cautionary Tale by Jenna Jameson
Holy Moley: contains very graphic sex scenes...look out!

Just read:
Angry Housewives Eating Bon Bons by Lorna Landvik
The story was okay and I plugged through to the end. Maybe "normal" women's fiction just doesn't appeal to me, anymore.

The Night Watchman by Mark Mynheir
Fairly well done. And I enjoyed the atheist character. Glad to see an evangelical write an atheist with heart.

Tuck by Stephen R. Lawhead
So happy to finally have this book. I'm snug, back in the lives of Bran and his band of forest dwellers.

Rhett Butler's People by Donald McCaig

Fantasy Gone Wrong ed. by Martin H Greenberg and Brittiany A. Koren

Witch High ed. by Denise Little

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore
Funny and sweet, but naturally a sad ending.

Scarlet by Stephen R. Lawhead
Hood by Stephen R. Lawhead
I'm really enjoying this one!

A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula LeGuin
The constant narrative threw me off; not the typical style these days. But the story was great. Part of me thinks the moral is cool, in that the idea is a good one to ponder. But another part of me isn't fond of morality tales and feels like I've had a pat on the head.

Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
It's true that there are some writing flaws in this book and they did get on my nerves. (Stop telling me what the character means by what she just said. I'm not an idiot.) I only had to suffer through one overbearingly romantic scene. All in all, it was good. It's hard to follow Nicholas Nickleby, though.

Nicholas Nickleby by Charles Dickens (The Barnes & Noble Classics Series) I saw this performed by the Royal Shakespeare Company one Sunday years and years ago on PBS.
This was fabulous! I didn't realize Dickens was so funny.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The classic Regency romance--now with ultraviolent zombie mayhem by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith
A LOT of fun!

Finally Thin by Kim Bensen
(Okay so I like books about fat people getting thin. I identify, in a small way.) This one wasn't as good as Half-Assed. The best part, her personal story, was too short.

Skin of Sunset by David Johansson (Also see Skin of Sunset)
Well, I was glad when it was over. This novel had the most unlikable characters I've ever read. The ending was not as satisfying as I would have liked. On the plus side, the book did have the humor I expected from Johansson, having heard him lecture.

Half-Assed: A Weight-loss Memoir by Jennette Fulda
Loved this book. Humorous and touching.

Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak
Has to be one of the worst books I've ever struggled through.

Shop til you Drop by Elaine Viets
Candy. Good candy.

 

 

A Short Bio

Dianna Dann Trantham was born in December of 1961, in Orlando, and now resides in Brevard County, Florida. While she has been fortunate enough to have visited parts of Europe, lived for a year in Denver, traveled many fabulous parts of the American West, and spent a summer in Baltimore, she has resigned herself to the idea of spending the rest of her life, and dying, in Brevard County.

Dianna began writing as a young person and completed one book in junior high school and another in high school. Fortunately, these novels were seen only by her friends and their state of existence now is unknown. She wrote a short story that was published in the Titusville High School anthology known as Impetus in the spring of 1978. It was a maudlin story about a little old man named Ollie and his memories.

After school, Dianna began a downward spiral into life and didn't come up for sanity until she was about 27, at which time she met a man who had a most bizarre outlook on life. She realized she shared his outlook and married him. She then proceeded to put many things in the way of a much desired writing career: a bachelor's degree in history; a full-time job at a bookstore as manager; three children; soap operas, etc. She claimed she was getting experience, as many authors do. And she did produce a smattering of writing during that time.

Dianna was published a couple of times in Scribblers of Brevard's annual anthology: Driftwood. She won the Space Coast Writers Guild's annual short fiction competition both times she entered. And she began to receive some encouraging rejections from editors of literary journals. Then she stopped writing. No one knows why and perhaps one day college students will ponder those nonproductive years with awe and reverence.

Finally, in 2007, Dianna, getting old and hitting her stride, began to understand the first rule of writing: writers write. She completed three books that year. And in January of 2008, she learned the second rule of writing: writers send their work to editors who can pay them.

And so, she embarked on a career of writing, finally.

Her children are home schooled, though now require little of her attention. She is learning to write while her husband is in the same room. And she has always been adept at managing cats on the desk. Our hopes for her success are high.

She can be reached at catspah@cfl.rr.com.